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The_Goat
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:36 am Post subject: Hotel California by Eagles - Gujju Style |
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No offence meant to any Gujjus here. Just found this masterpiece. Full credit to whoever came up with it 
Hotel California
On Western Express highway
Navratan tel in my hair
Warm smell of theplas
rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My had grew havy, aney, my sight grew dim
It was Hetal ben I was right!
There she stood on the highway
I heard the ringtone bale
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele
Then she lit up a metch stick and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thote I heard them say...
Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Planty of food at disco dandiya
Nine nights of year, you can find it here
Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs
She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais!
How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat
Some go arararara, and some forgat!
So I called Baku fui's husband
please bring my chaas
he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas
End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey!
Wake you up in the middle of ratrau
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to night of disco dandiya
Such a lovely base
Underneath your drase 
They shakin it up at disco dandiya
what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais!
Mirrors on the ghagra choli
Pink odhni that is supakk nice
Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's
And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole,
They gaythered for the feast
They eat it all with gusto
and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat!
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the loo
I had to wait back
for people to finish before
Relax said Bakul maasa
We are programmed to receive
You can EAT as much as you want
But you cannot just SHEET.
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PAL@YWG
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:55 am Post subject: |
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Very funny indeed! Thanks for sharing!
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abhigopal
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Super fun this  |
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jasepl
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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As a part Gujju, I can say this was too funny and not offensive at all. I especially love the Gujjufication of so many words... aney, havy, bale, metch, thote, hawey, hole.... Hahahah!
Now how about you put your creativity to some use and re-jig this further to add to my Creative Corner?
Sahar, Santa Cruz, the head office and the customer service centre are all not to far right along from the Western Express Highway - that should halpe get started!
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The_Goat
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| jasepl wrote: |
Now how about you put your creativity to some use and re-jig this further to add to my Creative Corner?
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Sorry. I dare not infringe upon your registered trade mark.
There can be only one Jasepl, everyone else is a copy cat.
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yash777
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:21 am Post subject: |
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The first stanza is comedy gold! It gets better from there.
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aarbee
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| Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:14 am Post subject: Re: Hotel California by Eagles - Gujju Style |
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| The_Goat wrote: | No offence meant to any Gujjus here. Just found this masterpiece. Full credit to whoever came up with it
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As full fledged gujju, I'm offended.
You have to sing and upload mp3 to be non-offensive .
I'll have to hunt down my eagles CD to get the tune now .... |
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