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nalini123 Member
Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1033
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: 25 Rules of Flying |
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I'am sure many of us have read this in case someone missed it!
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull
The stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way
back, then they get bigger again.
3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing
you were down here.
5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep The pilot cool. When it
stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided With the sky.
8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' Landing is one after which
they can use the plane again.
9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle Of arrival. Large angle
of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
12. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going Hundreds of miles per hour and
the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
13. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
14. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible
15. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's
Not subject to appeal.
16. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
17. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a
tenth of a second ago.
18. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
19. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to Five minutes earlier.
20. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane
going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to
hide out in clouds.
21. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the Number of take offs you've made.
22. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
23. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the
bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
24. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round And round and all you can
hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.
AND FINALLY,
25. When in doubt, take AMTRAK. They may crash more, but they don't have to fall before they do! |
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vivekman Member
Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 1897 Location: BOM
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Good one! |
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Birendra Member
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Humour needs to be an integral part of this forum _________________ Dictum meum pactum, "My word is my bond". |
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avbuff Member
Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5031
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one Nalini !!! I did read it sometime back. But yet it makes me laugh |
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HAWK21M Member
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Posts: 8132 Location: Mumbai, INDIA
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one.Read this someplace before.But a good read always.
regds
MEL _________________ Think of the Brighter side !!! |
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