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himmat01
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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys here are some munnabhai-Circuit dialouges enjoy
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> Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
> Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
> Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
> Munna: Washington
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> Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
> Munna: Come Here
> Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
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> Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
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> Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
> Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.
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> Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
> Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away
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> Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
> Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain
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> Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane
> date}
> circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u
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> Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
> Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.
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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the last one is the best and true !!!! Very Happy Razz Lolzz...
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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.


A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"


The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...




First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"


"That should have worked," said the friend.


The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."
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