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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:48 pm    Post subject: Staggering Air India news Reply with quote

Shocking good developments for Air India, India’s national carrier, as reported by the Indian Express’ Rick Rickshawallah:

1).AI aunties are now being paid in pounds rather than rupees. Each POUND over 200 will result in immediate loss of sambar and dosai privileges.

2). AI lavatories will have clearly marked signs that clearly state not to squat on western style toilets.
All signs will be in Bihari language only.

3). Bribes made to custom officials in all metro airports shall be reduced to 150 Rupees only so that ordinary Indians may bribe too, not just rich Airliners- India members.

4). Blue Dart takes on all remaining assets of Jet Airways and installs a longtime worker who has not aged since 1994 and is nicknamed Mel Gibson.

5).AI will actually begin treating European and other white peoples just as badly as their Indian passengers. Tamils will still be subject to harassment as they are not real Indians like Hindi people.

6). Finally, to the great delight of its 2-3 NRI fans in the USA, AI will begin effectively 3x/day DFW/IAH Chennai nonstop flights. In the 20 hour flights, the passenger will be served salt lassis, dosai, Idly, samba/coconut chutney, Chicken Biriyani, Pal Paisam, and Special Tirunelveli Halwa, all in banana leaf with no utensils. BYOB of course. 3 Rajinikant movies will be shown, all of which show the Tamil master beating up Punjabis and Mumbaikars into a pulp. For sleep, dhotis and lungees will be provided.

Happy April Fools Day!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tex... I got to stop this thread. It is good for one day only. Happy April Fool's day to all, just to un-stiffen all the members. Reminds me of 'Bandra Boyz', 'Punekars' 'KCM' and 'NeeGees'.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All good, Aseem!
Hope all is well with you and other Anet India members.
As always, Vannakam.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tex! Good to see you here again macha!

How I long for those days when you, Jasepl, Jaysit and cougar would liven up the forum with your debates.

Keep coming back. Hope to see you here more often.
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